Smile!!!

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled program for a few SMILES! provided by Jax and Vaughn!

Visit with Grandpa Davis

Mission 12: A walk in the park.

Hello loyal fans of our awesome-ness! How are things! No pictures today as Dad is busy being lazy again. We hear that people are pleased with the recent political upheaval. That's cool. We are happy for you! Of course, being from the future we knew about the election and our latest president, but we coudln't reveal the results of said election without disturbing the spacetime continuum, you understand. Just wait till March 2010 though! Hoo boy, will that be a shocker!
umm...anyway. The latest news with us is that we met the tribal shaman known as the "Doctor" for this locale. He was somewhat more gentle with us than the last doctor, so we didn't attempt to scare him with our fighting songs. Boy was that a mistake! He caught us off guard with some sort of hypodermic injection which supposedly
"protects us from diseases!" Ha! I know mind control serum when I see it!
The appointment seemed to satisfy our parents though, who then took us to watch them vote. How quaint!
What else is new... Oh! We met a young fellow named Finn Gillespie yesterday. He looked like a pretty cool customer. We didn't get to talk much, as he had recently visited doctor as well for his tribal initiation. We are keeping him on our radar as a potential ally and accomplice though!
Today Mom took us to the park so that we could get some air. This agreed with us nicely and we have felt well rested and cheerful. We figured we should cut Mom some slack, what with our fussiness from the "vaccination". Aren't we the greatest?
We will return with pictures next report. Until then Happy New Term, we welcome our cybernetic overlords! (Oh wait, that's later.)

Mission 11: The Big Freak Out

Hello again loyal readers! What is up? We are keeping it real like you couldn't believe. Today we participated in an ancient tribal ritual celebrated by the father figure in our tribal unit. It was called Halloween. It seemed pretty interesting, involving facepaint and body modifications, with a healthy dose of gourd mutilation, of which we are always in favor!

However, it appears Dad was too lazy/unmotivated/cheap to buy a gourd, so he used a persimmon. Whatever!

(Parents note: Happy 1st Anniversary, Gemma & Brian!)

It is important to note that we have reached one month in our research mission thus far. the Parents are extremely pleased that we have decided to hang out with them, and have arranged some meetings with various members of their tribe. So far none of them have smelled too bad, but we are convinced that the male named "Watanabe" has the ability to make Vaughn empty his bowels on command. I am cautious, but intrigued!

As we suspect is custom in such tribal inductions, the parents have received quite a few gifts from other member of their extended tribe. For this we can only thrive, and we thank you all! Great work everyone! Your efforts are not in vain!
to further thank you we submit some pictures of ourselves, as we know these are treasured more than many stocks at their current value.

zen styles

Frankenfish

Mission 10: Strangers in a strange land.

What up peeps! We have arrived at our new headquarters. It was an easy trip from Colorado to here, only seven speedy hours spent mostly sleeping! That must have been so nice for Mom and Dad! All they had to do was hold us! Some times I think we let them get off too easy. Anyway, we arrived in Honolulu, to the smell of deisel and flowers. Then we met Tutu and the GJ. These are the parents of our Dad. We saluted them by giving a rousing fight song we used at the "Doctor's" office* for the entire ride to our new base of operations. I'm sure they were overwhelmed, as GJ spent most of the ride in a stunned silence.

This is apparently our tribal homeland, and Mother shed tears of joy to have returned. We have noticed mostly that everything is extremely green and it stays light a lot later than it used to. Also there is this peculiar sensation that Dad refers to as "humidity" My shipmate and I have been rather moist of late, which I think really brings out the essence of our body smells. Mom must be impressed. I notice her eyes cross when she changes us now!

So far so good! We will have more to report as soon as the situations develop!






*see Mission 8

Vaughn's thought of the day pt. 2....

I make joke!

Vaughn's thought of the day...

Yeah, you'd better run.