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Friday, December 30, 2011
Monday, May 4, 2009
Mission 17 Addendum: (more pics)
A critical success has been achieved by shipmate Vaughn!
We have also moved on to bigger and more important things, such as carrots and butternut squash. These new flavors assault the very cores of our being!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Mission 3: Impress the Natives with our Superior Dances and Snappy Attire.
The Mission is a success! We have entered a temporary housing establishment, and our working our way into the tribe. so far they suspect nothing!
Mission 2: Greet the Locals
This mission was astonishingly dangerous, as our diminutive scale put us in potential jeapoardy, should the locals become hungry. My shipmate and I narrowly escaped several attempts at cannibalism by the hairy one we nicknamed "Dad". Notice how his Cro-magnon brow nearly covers his entire face! Astounding that we are descended from humanoids such as these! The females of course were easily transfixed by our obvious good looks.
Mission 1: Enter the new world.
GREETINGS
As all of our loyal fanbase in the 21st century already know, My shipmate Vaughn and I, Jax Roster, made an gallant attempt to travel into the past. We arrived early, as our scheduled date of arrival was October 6, 2008 A.D. There was some sort of strange paradox with the spacetime continuum(so what else is new, am I right?) and we arrived on the date 29 September, 2008. Our scheduled and appointed meeting with our unsuspecting hosts ended up happening anyway through no mean circumstance.
Vaughn and I are still amazed how these creatures are able to travel from one dwelling to another without teleportation!
We began our journey using a futuristic, and complex method known as Surrogacy where the genetic material of our descendents is transplanted into the womb of a willing and able volunteer, who then carries the fertilized material for almost four dozen weeks! Mind boggling, I know, but it's really the best way to travel through time!
As I said previously, the creatures we were supposed to make contact with were still in transit when we arrived at the correct time and place, so we spent some time entertaining and studying our attractive and demure womb host and her compassionate mate. they seemed strangely used to our method of travel. Perhaps they have already participated in this phenomenon of surrogacy!?! ASTOUNDING!
As all of our loyal fanbase in the 21st century already know, My shipmate Vaughn and I, Jax Roster, made an gallant attempt to travel into the past. We arrived early, as our scheduled date of arrival was October 6, 2008 A.D. There was some sort of strange paradox with the spacetime continuum(so what else is new, am I right?) and we arrived on the date 29 September, 2008. Our scheduled and appointed meeting with our unsuspecting hosts ended up happening anyway through no mean circumstance.
Vaughn and I are still amazed how these creatures are able to travel from one dwelling to another without teleportation!
We began our journey using a futuristic, and complex method known as Surrogacy where the genetic material of our descendents is transplanted into the womb of a willing and able volunteer, who then carries the fertilized material for almost four dozen weeks! Mind boggling, I know, but it's really the best way to travel through time!
As I said previously, the creatures we were supposed to make contact with were still in transit when we arrived at the correct time and place, so we spent some time entertaining and studying our attractive and demure womb host and her compassionate mate. they seemed strangely used to our method of travel. Perhaps they have already participated in this phenomenon of surrogacy!?! ASTOUNDING!
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