Thursday, October 2, 2008

Mission 1: Enter the new world.

GREETINGS
As all of our loyal fanbase in the 21st century already know, My shipmate Vaughn and I, Jax Roster, made an gallant attempt to travel into the past. We arrived early, as our scheduled date of arrival was October 6, 2008 A.D. There was some sort of strange paradox with the spacetime continuum(so what else is new, am I right?) and we arrived on the date 29 September, 2008. Our scheduled and appointed meeting with our unsuspecting hosts ended up happening anyway through no mean circumstance.
Vaughn and I are still amazed how these creatures are able to travel from one dwelling to another without teleportation!
We began our journey using a futuristic, and complex method known as Surrogacy where the genetic material of our descendents is transplanted into the womb of a willing and able volunteer, who then carries the fertilized material for almost four dozen weeks! Mind boggling, I know, but it's really the best way to travel through time!
As I said previously, the creatures we were supposed to make contact with were still in transit when we arrived at the correct time and place, so we spent some time entertaining and studying our attractive and demure womb host and her compassionate mate. they seemed strangely used to our method of travel. Perhaps they have already participated in this phenomenon of surrogacy!?! ASTOUNDING!





2 comments:

Jennifer (Jen on the Edge) said...

Welcome to Earth little guys!

Kyla said...

You are very clever for little guys! Glad the trip wasn't too bumpy, timing glitches notwithstanding. ;)